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Tweet Pick: Our mayor supposedly smokes crack and everyone wants evidence, but my wife finds pee on the floor and I'm IMMEDIATELY guilty?? @sween | Happy Place www.happyplace.com 1 TWEETS
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Tweet Pick: I'm not usually superstitious, but I do believe that a pregnant Beyonce means that crops will be plentiful. @thatRamosgirl | Happy Place www.happyplace.com 1 TWEETS
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Tweet Pick: Keep in mind Jay-Z's Volume IIs are never very good. @JensenClan88 | Happy Place www.happyplace.com 1 TWEETS
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5 People Who Totally Ruined This Week For Us 5/17/13 | Happy Place www.happyplace.com 16 TWEETS
5. Everyone at the IRS. Nice job, guys. You unfairly target Tea Party groups, whose main beef with the government is unfair taxation by the government, effectively giving credence to every frothing anti-government jpeg our uncles keep posting on our Faceb
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Excited Fan Meets Will Smith And Fails Miserably At Telling Black People Apart | Happy Place www.happyplace.com 32 TWEETS
"Huh" is both Will Smith's trademark sound and the correct response to this situation.In the Internet Age, not looking racist is harder than ever. There was a time when it was just enough to like a black artist. Now you have to be able to tell t
Fitch The Homeless Funny | Happy Place www.happyplace.com 1 TWEETS
To be fair, homeless people have to go through enough without looking like assholes, too.Mike Jeffries, Abercrombie's CEO and lookalike of the guy who has toxic waste poured on him in Robocop, has mandated that sizes for women top out at L (it goes to XXL
Tweet Pick: I should probably leave a note with my insurance information on that toilet @biorhythmist | Happy Place www.happyplace.com 1 TWEETS
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Tweet Pick: TV SHOW IDEA: 'So You Think You've Got Pants?', where contestants run home to discover all of their pants are just GONE. @rolldiggity | Happy Place www.happyplace.com 1 TWEETS
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Tweet Pick: Guess David Beckham is retiring from lounging around in his underwear so he can spend more time at home lounging around in his underwear. @albz | Happy Place www.happyplace.com 1 TWEETS
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Police Called To Set Free Grown Man From McDonalds High Chair | Happy Place www.happyplace.com 74 TWEETS
Awww, who's a little drunky bear? You're a little drunky bear! Yes you are!Three officers had to be called to the Cork, Ireland McDonald's, where a reportedly not very sober individual (pictured, center) got his big adult ass stuck in a teeny baby high ch
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When Siri Falls In Love: A Romance Told Entirely In Siri Screens | Happy Place www.happyplace.com 47 TWEETS
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Exercise Video Fails To Edit Out Guy On Toilet In Background | Happy Place www.happyplace.com 1 TWEETS
Advance to 00:21 and pause it.What? You said do squats.Are they married? You only reach that level of feeling comfortable with your bathroom activity after a good few years of marriage under your belt. There is, of course, the obvious suspicion that this
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Chili's Waitress Fired Over Facebook Post Calling Cops "Stupid" | Happy Place www.happyplace.com 1 TWEETS
Maybe she's scared of falling for men in uniform...who are stupid?Hey everyone posting stuff on the Internet right now. Are you listening? Cool. That stuff you're about to post on the Internet? It's gonna get you fired. No, seriously, it's gonna get you f
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Terrifying Maintenance Report Funny | Happy Place www.happyplace.com 16 TWEETS
Okay, okay, that's good, GOD DAMMIT. THAT WAS THE WHOLE REASON I CALLED YOU!Monsters. They can strike any house, anywhere. Much like going to the doctor for a cold and learning out you have cancer, you often find out you've got them in the least expected
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Tweet Pick: 10 out of 10 people making jokes about Angelina Jolie this week also have to google search the word mastectomy @TheMikeLawrence | Happy Place www.happyplace.com 1 TWEETS
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